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Do you believe in curses? I don't.
Yes, that's me lying where a coffin used to rest inside one of the pyramids.
Training
I'm thinking about becoming one of those asian contortionists. First, I'll need to paint myself asian.
My work on the bulimic mouthguard
3640 Blackwood Drive...and like always, I'm kickin' it live.
Daniel - Nedi and I will pay you $3.71 (that would be US money) if you go to audition for American Idol with your Christmas sweater or the American flag jacket.
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Hey Mexico...let's go somewhere...alone.
ReplyDeleteThoughts regarding "David's Corner":
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-In #5 you state that 8 million people live in New York. In #6 you state that there are 11 billion neighborhoods in New York. So what this means is, based on the David K. census of 2008, each resident of New York City gets 1,375 neighborhoods to himself.
-If there are 11 billion neighborhoods, each with 5 square blocks, one could infer 55 billion square blocks in New York City. If 100 square blocks makes a square mile (10 blocksx10 blocks), that means New York is 550,000 square miles. The United States is 3.5 millions square miles. So are you saying New York is 1/7th of the land area of the US? Is this what you're saying? Or is this just the "New York" talking, big shot?
Touché Brian. My original census data was based on talking to the homeless guy that lives in front of Duane Reade. I will no longer be using him as a source of information.
ReplyDeleteIt truely is a hard time for all Americans.
ReplyDeleteI am interested in the rythem guitar opening. My band experience includes 4 string bass and back up vocals in a wildly popular highschool ska band, a small indie 2 man side project in college with an Iraqi/Argentine singer, and some solo acoustic performaces for a booming Chicago-based t-shirt company. My hobies are local eating contests, making alcohol to drink, drinking alcohol I made, and bumper pool. I like dogs and parties, and I am a hetero-sexual male in my late 20's. I also have enough upper back hair that words can be shaved in it for a sweet rock-and-roll effect. I am sending you a demo from the 2 man side project.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit Lunchbox. I'm sitting in my car, outside the internet cafe, listening to "Columbine". Wow...not sure if I'm going to post these.
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