Friday Thoughts

A quick entry to tide you over for the weekend.  Also, be sure to check out David’s Corner…his bulimic mouthguard…genious.  He’s been preaching about this thing for years.  Maybe we can get him to do some crude sketches of the device…for those of you not able to visualize things…lousy left-brainers.

Sound Stealing Sons-of-Bitches

What the shit is this about?

Dr. Mike

So I get a voicemail yesterday from America’s favorite optometrist, Dr. Mike.  He says something whiny like “maybe you should change my name on the blog…because of all the strip club stuff”.  Boo-fucking-who.  Really Dr. Mike?  I’d expect this from someone like The Choz, but not Dr. Mike.

Dr. Mike also says something like “I could be known as Wally”.  Seriously?  Why?  That makes no sense.

A message to Dr. Mike:

Never be ashamed of who you are.

Moment of Silence

Sad news…the original Scores has closed.  I know, I know, it’s awful.  You know what they say…every time a strip club closes, a puppy dies.  I’m guessing these closings have sidelined many a puppy…probably super-cute ones, like golden retrievers.

In conclusion...a quote from Noodle:

"When a stripper graduates college...an angel gets its wings."

Our thoughts and prayers are with the out-of-work skanks.

Blast from the Past

Yesterday I popped in the original Star Wars…VHS…old school.  I’ve been toting these things around for years, even though I no longer own a VCR.  Also watched Empire Strikes Back.  Good stuff.

One thing I paid particular attention to throughout the two movies was Chewbacca’s actions.  Anyone ever notice he is constantly spot welding something?  Can everything be fixed by spot welding?

Also, as MDR pointed out, Chewy uses poor goggle safety.  Silly wookie.  

ProStars

This topic came up at dinner yesterday.  After a quick Wikipedia lookup...I found out that Jordan, Jackson, and Gretzky didn't even do their own voices.  Motherfuckers!  This really chaps my ass.

From The Choz

Link.

From Jordan

Link.

From BTA

Link.

Genital Defense Aparatus

 Wearing one right now.

An Afternoon with The Kinks

"This Time Tomorrow"

"Strangers" Not sure if this one works.  Can't find a non-cover on YouTube.  Sorry.  I know, I know...it's my favorite too.

"Lola"

"Sunny Afternoon"

"A Well Respected Man"

One more clip...

Stevie