Friday, January 2, 2009

Welcome

Welcome to Living at 6250 Feet.  This blog is a means to tell you, my avid readers, about my daily tasks, thoughts, rants, and whatever else I feel like.

My name is Dan (see rule 1 below) and I am unemployed.  My previous employer - let's call them "Danhard" - gave me the old "fuck you" and sent me packing.  Due to an agreement I had with Danhard...I found myself jobless and homeless 12 days apart and about 2,000 miles from where I used to live.  Kickass.

What do you do when life gives you lemons?...sell all your possessions on Craigslist, get a PO Box and a storage unit, and move to South Lake Tahoe, California to ski/drink/be merry.

My new living accomodations allow for minimum internet access...so I may only post every few days.

This blog will, most likely, be rated R...so keep it away from the kiddies.

*A few rules:

1.  No last names.  I am currently searching for a new job and don't need my future employers looking this shit up.  This goes for my posts, your comments, and anything else.

2.  Don't post comments critiquing my spelling or grammar.  Call me a "fucking moron" all you want...just don't write "you spelled 'cirkumnavdigate' wrong"...or I'll break your damn legs.

3.  I will try my hardest to keep this work safe so that all you losers with jobs and careers and goals can play along.  That means I'll restrict pornography to hyperlinks.  WARNING:  beware of hyperlinks.

4.  I do not take responsibility for anything written under "David's Corner" (bottom right).  He gave me a column on his blog...so I'll give him one on mine.  Hopefully my blog won't suck as much as his did.  One more thing...David is Jewish so watch your wallets while reading his posts.  Zing!

So that's about it.  Sit back, relax, and enjoy.

* Denotes rules may be added at a later time and date.

5 comments:

  1. enjoy the "fuck you" vacation that 'danhard' was so nice to give you! never underestimate the money involved in donating sperm....or becoming a pin cushion for drug experiments on humans. good luck brah!
    mjn

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  2. Couldn't live at 6,280 feet, eh?

    Elway wins, again.

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  3. 6=5 above. Late night Dan-blog reading...

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  4. Interesting that you don't want your last name used. Every time someone serches my name they find a fake posting about me in Okoboji "still being able to get girls even though I am a heavier man"...thanks to you. Plus, I don't have the luxury of a common name, so people that see that know it is me.

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  5. that "agreement" with Danhard sounds suspiciously like a "restraining order".

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