I've got to admit it's getting better...a little better all the time.

I have been a bad blogger this week.  I’m sorry.  You guys deserve better.  It’s tough to make it to the internet café when I can barely walk…no excuse…I’ll step it up next week. 

EP in the House!!!

 BTA arrives in Reno at 10 tonight.  Not sure what his plans are for the weekend…but I suspect they involve lots of drinking and casino time.

 Knee Update

 Went to the doctor yesterday…he unwrapped the knee, looked at it for about 3 seconds, instructed the nurse to re-wrap it up, and told me to come back in a week.  No infection.  No bleeding.  Should get the staples out next week.  I assume that will be unpleasant.

 Iowa

 A lot of people who read this blog attended or, at least, visited the University of Iowa at some time.  It is an amazing place…a place that changes and sculpts young men and women into who they are today.

 As I stated to Dr. Mike (formerly referred to as MJN):  It feels like we all got minors in “functional alcoholism” at Iowa.

 That’s all I have to say about that…I just like my little quote.

 Dancin’ Machine

 I’m not sure if all of you are aware…but I am a phenomenal dancer.  Yes…it’s true.  I’ve been called a real-life Johnny Castle.  I wonder if this injury will negatively impact my moves.  I’m sure it will…but just how much?

 After running through many scenarios in my mind and on paper, I’ve concluded that I can only stand to lose 50% of my dance skills.  You’re probably thinking, “wait…if he loses 50% of his dance skills…won’t he be a bad dancer?”  Well, I know this may be hard to believe, but I’m such a TREMENDOUS dancer that losing half my skill will only set me back to a level that is still better than 85% of the population. 

If you don’t believe me I can send you my pie charts and bar graphs for proof.

Next Week

As I regain mobility, I will be posting more.  Next week I’ll be bringing you another Letter to God, my side of the Facebook argument, and some more fun stuff.  Keep checking in.