Friday, February 20, 2009

Blood alone moves the wheels of history!

I feel like shit.  This beer isn't helping at all.  Some of this blog was written on my phone when I was drunk last night.  I'll try to keep it pretty stupid...minimal brain power required.  Sorry if it sucks.

By the by...JR vomited about 4 times from about 8-11:30 this morning.  I sent him off, to drive home, with a handshake and a garbage bag.  If he dies...I'll go to the wake if it is local...but I'm not flying 2,000 miles for the funeral.


Thursday's Quote of the Night

I was at the bar discussing how all 50 states now have a special quarter.  The gentleman I was sitting next to, JR, asked if Puerto Rico would get one next, to which I erupted, "Mark my words, if they give Puerto Rico a quarter, I will defect to Cuba!"  Said that one a little too loud.  Moderate stares.

Cici's

The dude with the mustache looks like MDR.


Thursday Wrap-Up

Hit up a place I've never been to...McP's Irish Pub.  Pretty big crowd for a Thursday.  Cover band.

Not sure the name of the band...but they were pretty rockin'.  Played nothing but songs from 1993-1998...Weezer, Better than Ezra, Soul Asylum, Local H, Filter, Pearl Jam, STP, Bush, Sublime, Smashing Pumpkins.

Written in my phone's notepad...time unknown:

"Waitress has become SOOOOOH attractive."


On a Mission



Currently Eating

Blackened catfish sandwich.  Sweet potato fries.  Remember folks...only eat the fish special on the FIRST day of the special.


What?

Seriously...what is this?


The Upper Crust



Today's Conversation with Lunchbox

An excerpt...

DR:  Can you get a corset to pull off the "Sneaky Pete"?
LB:  You know...I could eat a lot when I was skinnier.
DR:  So.
LB:  So...we could get me in some sort of boot camp to lose the weight and then the plan will work.
DR:  Dude...what kind of boot camp would that be?  It would cost a million dollars.
LB:  Well...aren't we going to make millions?
DR:  I was shooting for maybe around $40-60 grand.
LB:  Oh.


Potassium



Robots are Everywhere

Make sure you're covered with Old Glory.


Potassium...Part Deux



Danny

Remember Danny the one-eyed Mexican who worked in the kitchen of The Parthenon in Iowa City.  Dr. Mike...what did he used to call you..."Mike and the Mechanics"?

Don't forget to cross your t's and...dot your lower case j's.

Just remembered the party in The Summer of Dan where one-eyed Danny slept on the front porch.  Top 8 Mexican...ever.


Friday Beats

"Two of Hearts" by Stacey Q

"I Ran" by A Flock of Seagulls

"Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood

"Don't You Want Me" by The Human League

"These Dreams" by Heart

1 comment:

  1. Dude, that potty dance thing is sweet. It would be awesone if you made a potty dance video and submitted it. You could get a big kid makeover for one of the rooms in the cabin. Well, even if you don't, I think you should make a potty dance video and submit it to the blog for us to view.

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