Knee Update
Went to the doctor yesterday…no more staples in the leg…no more showering with a garbage bag duct taped to my leg...(tucking hair behind ears ala Wayne Campbell)…Excellent! I should be good to go in about 4 weeks. I may be able to push it a little. No hot tub. No mysterious balms or creams. No fun.
I walked up the stairs, normally, three times yesterday. Sure…I had the coordination of a baby flamingo…but I got the job done.
Letters to God
A double-letter day…one from me, one from The Jew (submitted via comment), one envelope…
Easy Money
I’ve received my first two unemployment checks from the great State of Nevada…a cool $350 a week (post-taxes). I know a lot of you are confused about the whole unemployment thing so I’ve decided to field a few of your questions?
Q: What do you have to do every day, week, month to keep getting this money?
Karen – Valdosta, GA
A: I’m glad you asked Karen. Once a week I have to log on to the Nevada unemployment website and answer 6 Yes/No questions…that’s all. Easy stuff. Thanks for writing.
Q: How long will you keep getting this money?
Bill – Worchester, MA
A: Hey Bill. Nevada allows 26 weeks of benefits. This may differ for Massachusetts or any other state. Thanks for the question.
Q: Is it true that there are days that you don’t even go outside?
Paresh H. – St. Louis, MO
A: That’s absolutely true! There have been days like that. In fact, I’m almost most proud of those days. Anyone can do stuff…but doing nothing…that takes planning and overall talent. Thanks for the correspondence Paresh.
January Totals and the Java Girls
January has come and gone and the ski totals are in…see below along with the Java Girls:
Fun with Sounds
“Have a Cigar” by Pink Floyd
“Pictures of Lilly” by The Who
“Your Move/I’ve Seen All Good People” by Yes
“Spirit in the Sky” by Norman Greenbaum
“Back in the USSR” by The Beatles (just Paul)
Two More Songs...for a pretty girl...
"Make Me Lose Control" by Eric Carmen
"Everlasting Love" by Howard Jones
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how about you read a book.
ReplyDeleteI'll read when I want to read, if I want to read...and only after I run out of grass.
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