Sunday Funday

It's a beautiful day in South Lake Tahoe, California.  I'm sitting at the Blue Angel Cafe, across from BTA, beer in hand...dedicated to bring you all up to date on my life.

Bet the Line

I took the Cardinals +7...pretty confident about that one.  As for other gambling matters...the fine staff at Harrah's Lake Tahoe raped me for $282 the other night.  That's nearly an entire week of unemployment pay.  Bummer.

Get on the Bus

I've been watching a lot of TV lately...and by "a lot" I mean "A LOT".  I've basically given everything a chance...from Gossip Girl to Tool Academy to Destroyed in Seconds and even some TLC show with little kids performing at a ballroom dance competition...I've seen them all.

The show I'd like to praise today is VH1's Rock of Love Bus.  I guess it's the third season, but the first for me.  I've watched a few episodes and have decided who I like and dislike.

Spoiler Alert...Marcia got kicked off last week.  Yes!!!  I can feel the excitement running through my veins.  I've known my fair share of immigrants and the ethnic over the years.  I went to a UN-esque high school, hung out at Morgan's Bar in the Iowa City Sheraton a bunch, sat next to a Brazilian woman at work for over a year (Hi Carla!), and...well...we all know what my last name is...but I have never, ever come across a foreigner I hated more than Marcia.  She talks like she has down syndrome...and drinks like it too.  I hope she dies.

Look for a late push from Mindy and Taya (2009 Penthouse Pet of the Year) to overthrow skank Ashley for Bret Michaels' heart.

Java Girls

Went there on Thursday...unimpressed.  Very unimpressed.

Weekend Update

Bacon, bacon, bacon!!!  This weekend has been simply magical.  First off, the Bacon Explosion.  God bless Kirk McC for bringing this into my life.  I don't want to give away all his secrets...but the Bacon Explosion is bacon wrapped in sausage wrapped in a weave of bacon.  Just amazing.

For more fun with bacon...check back in 3-4 weeks after we make bacon-tinis with the bacon-enfused vodka.

As for the rest of the weekend...I drank with BTA until 5 in the morning on Friday morning, drank more on Friday afternoon/evening, drank more on Saturday (in between bacon eating), and I'm drinking now.

Went to Carrows Restaurant for lunch on Friday.  For those of you who have never experienced Carrows...its basically the bastard stepson of Shoney's Restaurant...so, basically, it sucks.  BTA and I somehow spent $51 there.  That just may put us in the Carrows Restaurant Hall of Fame.  Nevertheless, the food sucks, the service is worse, and I make poor choices...nothing new there.

Super Sunday

I'll be taking notes throughout today's television spectacle and I'm sure I'll be posting something about it tomorrow...so keep those internet explorer windows open.

Musica

In closing...here are some beats for y'all to jam out to...

"The Load Out / Stay" by Jackson Browne

"Amsterdam" by Peter Bjorn and John

"My Father's Gun" by Elton John

"My Wife" by The Who (John Entwistle)

"My Hands Are Shaking" by Sondre Lerche