Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Sidekicks...No, Not With Jonathon Brandis

TV Sidekicks

The 1980s sitcom is an interesting beast.  Usually family-based...usually with children...usually with their friends.  From Different Strokes' "Dudley" to Three's Company's "Larry" to Small Wonder's "Hariett"...these characters jump in and out of the storylines and offer a refreshing, comical relief.

Of all the friends of all the 1980s sitcoms...three stand out.  These three were unique in character and, more importantly, in name...Boner, Skippy, and Cockroach.

Richard Milhous "Boner" Stabone

Boner was genious...his name that is.  Boner.  Seriously.  Boner.  He's a goddam erect penis...did anyone catch that?  Boner played the part of Mike Seaver's dim-witted partner-in-crime on Growing Pains.

Erwin "Skippy" Handelman

Skippy was a loser.  His parents were losers.  His kids will probably be losers.  Skippy was the bumbling next-door neighbor on the hit show Family Ties (Bart...how many episodes do you think you and I watched together in college?).  Skippy was in lover with Mallory - no clue why...she was a moronic tramp.  Mallory never gave in to Skippy's advances...always choosing the dim-witted Nick over him.

Walter "Cockroach" Bradley

My favorite and yours...Cockroach.  Cockroach was Theo Huxtable's best friend on The Cosby Show.  Cockroach was probably the most memorable of all three sidekicks due to his character's adaptability and the longevity of the show.  Cockroach got into a pluthera of trouble together...whether cramming for the Macbeth test by listening to the record the night before, shaving his head, piercing his ear, or signing up for hellicopter lessons for prom...Cockroach was walking, talking, pure comedy bliss.


Close My Eyes...I Am Rhythm

 In a Big Country” by Big Country

High on You” by Survivor

Tougher than Leather” by RUN DMC

Goodbye to You” by Scandal

Flashdance – What a Feeling” by Irene Cara


Longer and Faster

Simon

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  2. It's a hard time for all Americans. Rations are low, as is morale. Have you seen that Hotel for Dogs movie yet?

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  3. Saw Valkyrie yesterday...with the dude from Top Gun. Eh. Wasn't impressed. Should've waited the 45 minutes for Notorious.

    What do you think Dan's comment was that he removed? Something risque? Maybe a shout out to the old 100.3 in Chicago which played "High on You" every 124 minutes.

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